Thanks to Chris Ward for emailing us about his Fifty Shades-inspired song! We’re happy to help get the word out there to fellow fans. Knowing the great sense of humor that E L James has, we think she’ll find it as entertaining as we did.
We’ll let Chris tell you about it in his own words…
Hi,
Here’s a little song I wrote after reading the book. It’s about a man who’s wife won’t stop reading the book…..entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Grey (Have Taken Her Away)’.
Here’s the lyrics – hope you enjoy
Best wishes
Chris Ward Co Donegal
Ireland
Well I am just a simple man and I lead a simple life
But lately I’ve been wondering what’s happened to my wife
She used to keep me company – we used to do OK
But now it seems she’s left me for a man called Christian Grey
She’s upstairs in the bedroom, I’m down here on my own
I hear the heavy breathing and a loud ecstatic moan
You’d swear she had a man up there but every time I look
She’s underneath the covers with that bloody book.
Fifty Shades of Grey have taken her away
Each and every day – reading Fifty Shades of Grey
She went down to her mother’s, I went through all the drawers.
I found that bloody book and read it till my eyes were sore
And even though the story was too silly to be real
I followed the shenanigans of Anastasia Steele
For those who have not read it perhaps I should explain
This book comes with a message – ‘there’s pleasure in the pain’
So tie me to the bedpost, get out your whips and chains
And let’s all have a party – reading E.L. James
Fifty Shades of Grey have taken her away
Each and every day – reading Fifty Shades of Grey
I went onto the internet and I was quite surprised
At all the different places selling kinky merchandise
So I got out my credit card there was no time to waste
I ordered everything I could, delivery with haste
I bought restraints and handcuffs and all kind of bondage gear
Some paddles and some nipple clamps, I think you get the idea
And when it was delivered I wrapped it all in red
Tied it with a ribbon and left it on the bed
Fifty Shades of Grey have taken her away
Each and every day – reading Fifty Shades of Grey
She came back from her mother’s, she went upstairs to change
Then she came back down again looking very strange
She came right out and asked me – ‘was that really you’?
And when I told her ‘Yes’ she said – ‘my God I never knew
That you like pina colada and walking in the rain
Standing in the ocean, knocking back champagne!’
Now upstairs in the bedroom we’re at it every night
And I may not be Christian Grey but I think we’re doing alright
Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades, Fifty Shades, Fifty Shades of Grey
It helps to keep life interesting I think you will agree
But who is doing what to whom remains a mystery…..
Fifty Shades of Grey – another game to play
Fifty Shades of Grey – what more can I say?
(Laters Babe)
GM…. nice work.
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That was hilarious!!! That lovely song just made my day! :)
I’ve read the lyrics and laaaaughed…at work. Yeah. Can’t wait to get home so I can listen to the song!
That shit is FUNNY! Damn near pissed my pants and its such a catchy tune. Love it.
Glad you guys are having fun with my song, please share it at will…
Little Gerard the toy hamster (modelling in the video) is getting a swollen ego.
By the way, when you play the video does it stop and re-start at about 2.10mins? If so I may have to reload it.
Cheers, Chris
Nope, all is fine with it. And i must say that i cannot stop watching it and i find myself singing along. Hahahahahahah
This was EPIC!!!
Thank you kindly…I was reading your blog about the floods in Manilla – I work with quite a few Filipinos…my thoughts go out to you guys.
Thank you Chris. The floods have receded considerably but the water in the rivers is still pretty high and the dams are pretty close to their limit so we’re all keeping a close eye on the weather.
Thanks again for sending thoughts our way and this song really made my day! :)
This is an amazing songs will Share this with our little clique of Grey fans in KY!
Really enjoyed that titter . Please keep them coming
Darling little ditty destined for long life and good times. Love it.
Loved it!
The song is hilarious! I come every day to see the latest news about FSoG and I’ve found a scene that someone did, is exactly how the movie should be watch it:
We have seen it but thank you for sharing. We will speak our thoughts on it in depth in an upcoming post!
Ok, sorry!
Thanks to everyone for your support for my comedy song!!
You can now downlaod it and have it on your i-Pod forver at:
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/chrisward5
Thanks – Chris :)
The 50 Shades comedy song is now on iTunes at:
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/fifty-shades-grey-have-taken/id555815089
It’s funny seeing Little Gerard the Hamster sitting there on iTunes – who knows he might be famous yet!
Thanks everyone for your support – best wishes from Chris :)
Hi everyone – the Fifty Shades song is now on the radio here in Ireland, hopefully giving fun and amusement to all!
I wonder if I can ask a favour? The song is now on Amazon – maybe if you like it you can go and give it a nice review – if you have the time of course!!
Thanks everyone and good luck with everything, speak soon….
Chris :)
Amazon link:
Fifty Shades of Grey (Have Taken Her Away) [Explicit]
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Just to let everyone know the 50 Shades comedy song is now on air via Celtic Radio (USA) and on various radio stations across Ireland – and had reached over 10,000 listens on Youtube, as well as scores of fans via Jango FM radio. And it all started with your support – thanks very much to everyone!!! Best wishes, Chris